| SAFDKJDSFHKJDSAFHSAKJFDDSAFDSAFAKJHSKDF CUT IT OUT. |
[Jun. 28th, 2006|05:57 pm] |
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RIGHT, I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOU LOT, AND HARRY, YOU'D BEST NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT ME USING YOUR CAPITALS.
THEY ARE NOT GOING TO KILL OFF DONOVAN IN THE FINAL EPISODE OF PRINCE OF QUIDDITCH. JOE SAID HE WAS HEARTBROKEN AT HAVING TO KILL OFF AN IMPORTANT CHARACTER HE LOVED, AND DONOVAN MAHONEY IS NOT AN IMPORTANT CHARACTER THAT ANYBODY LOVES.
HE IS A DETESTABLE CRETIN, AND, BESIDES, YOU JUST HAVE THE HOTS FOR THE BOY WHO PLAYS HIM IN THE LIVE-ACTION MUSICAL EPISODES.
GRRRRR, FANWITCHES. |
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[Feb. 5th, 2005|10:35 pm] |
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well bugger all that, some girl's just informed me that anybody not attending gets an automatic fail. anybody still need a date? anyone at all? |
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[Feb. 5th, 2005|10:20 pm] |
what's all this rubbish about needing a date to go to the ball? smells suspiciously like a male plot to guilt impressionable young women into acts of depravity. i bet they'd love to work us into a frenzy over the event, holding the prospect of getting a date over our heads, how like them. how many more of my sisters must suffer under the hand of the male ego? imagine it! you're not allowed to attend a social function unless on the arm of a man, how demeaning!! it's like we've been cast back to the dark ages all over again! what's next, burning women at the stake under the guise of heresy? FIENDS!!
well i just simply won't go! i don't need to attend some silly event if i have to spend the night leashed to some piggish chauvenist who'll flaunt me around like a trophy on his arm! this is a murder to everything my forebearers have fought to achieve, womyn do not take this lying down!! i'd sooner die than go!! |
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[Sep. 20th, 2004|02:42 am] |
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| [ | music |
| | NOT THAT PLANT! >:( | ] |
WHO is hogging that little humming potted plant from the commons? i've had "little bit of luck" stuck in my head all day but i can't remember how any of the verses go and it's very annoying!! whoever has it would be wise to return it RIGHT AWAY!!! |
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[Aug. 11th, 2004|09:34 pm] |
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why is everybody writing poetry all of a sudden? it makes no sense to speak in verse, you can't say everything you want in such a concise sentances and you spend so much time worrying about your meter or your rhyme scheme that you lose whatever meaning there's supposed to be!! and don't start on free-verse, that's just basically
putting in line breaks in regular
speech as if to give
the appearance of poetic reason to something
perfectly unreasonable!
see?
anyway instead of writing silly daft poetry, i've actually been doing something useful with my summer. last weekend i went to a social with my Auntie Amelia and we met some of her old friends from her women's libber days, including this one woman named dottie who was just the best! she's sixty-two and owns a motorcycle and she isn't tied down to a man or kids or anything, she just drives all around england and stays with friends, isn't that amazing? anyway she gave me a couple of patches so i've been spending the past week recreating them and getting dad to help me charm them to say things like "girl power!" and "feminism!"--roger said i should make them all sing spice girls tunes and i don't know what spice girls are but whatever it is it sounds like MORE MALE CHAUVANISM so i tried to stuff a patch up his nose but mum made me stop.
anyway once term starts up i'll be selling the patches at school to raise money for an organization in africa that's working to stop the practice of fgm in some tribes and i think it's absolutely imperative that people contribute!! i'll expect everybody from hufflepuff to buy one, i would hate to think any of my fellow housemates would let such unjust suffering go on in the world unnoticed!! of course i will be accepting advance orders as this is very serious business!
well that's all i had to say so bye for now.
...okay so maybe i will write a little bit of poetry, for appearances sake if nothing else:
there once was a puppy named 'bark'
who was rather afraid of the dark
he slept through the day
and woke up to say--...
......
oh bugger all this for a lark. :/ |
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[Jul. 31st, 2004|07:16 pm] |
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so i recieved my hogwarts letter and found it was written on sheepskin of all things.
is this a hint?? is it some suggestion from the powers that be that i settle for less and join my fellow witches in their positions of domesticated stupor and not fight for the equal rights that my bretheren have fought for in the name of womanhood?? because if it is i will not be silenced no matter how many disgusting animal carcasses they send me, i will never follow the flock! i will never become a sheep to society and i certainly wont follow any shepards, either!!
i explained all this to Aunt Amelia and she just said "you go girl" and patted me on the shoulder. it didn't really help and i don't think i really understood what she meant by that, but i'm sure that if i just let it sink in i will come to understand the complexity of her words of wisdom. |
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